1. Go into Barnes and Noble
2. Plop male toddler up onto the Help Desk
2. Ask employee behind Help Desk counter if they have any books on Do It Yourself At Home Circumcisions
3. Enjoy sideways glances/blank stares/deep apologies that they, in fact, do not have any books on Do It Yourself Circumcisions
4. Get a frappuchino from Starbucks upstairs
