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Will someone please heart my shit so I can at least get back into the top 50,000 blogs. This shit’s depressing. Oh, and I’m watching Jaime Kennedy acting like a white gangsta. I believe the actor yelling at Jaime Kennedy said it best when he just shouted “Stop! You say one more line and I’m going to have to smoke myself!”

Will someone please heart my shit so I can at least get back into the top 50,000 blogs. This shit’s depressing. Oh, and I’m watching Jaime Kennedy acting like a white gangsta. I believe the actor yelling at Jaime Kennedy said it best when he just shouted “Stop! You say one more line and I’m going to have to smoke myself!”

Now this is a man who knows what it takes to go straight to my heart! (via twitpicnic)

Now this is a man who knows what it takes to go straight to my heart!

(via twitpicnic)

My tumblarity is 0

I go away for a week and my tumblarity is 0. This shit is starting to feel like work.

I know this is a bit old and most of you have likely seen it already. But for those of you who haven’t, this is why I spend nights dreaming about climbing Craig Ferguson like a mango tree.

Craig Ferguson 7/21/9A Late Late Show beginning (via Malinky2Stoatir)

dear jack holt

inthefade:

Thank you for the early birthday present. That was super awesome and generous and nice of you and I shall use to buy one of the books you recommended.

Did you guys know Jack rules? Because he does.

I hate to brag, but yes, I did in fact know that Jack rules.

HERBIE My best friend Colleen and I got Herbie about 9 years ago when we were roommates. He was the first dog I ever owned and he taught me so much about loving a creature who loved you back with all of his heart. Ever since Herbie, I have been the biggest animal lover and I credit him with all of it. He passed away in his sleep yesterday. Although I will miss him dearly, my loss doesn’t compare with the loss my best friend is feeling right now. He was the biggest part of her life and she would have walked to the end of the earth and back for that dog. I thought I would share this with you.

HERBIE

My best friend Colleen and I got Herbie about 9 years ago when we were roommates. He was the first dog I ever owned and he taught me so much about loving a creature who loved you back with all of his heart. Ever since Herbie, I have been the biggest animal lover and I credit him with all of it. He passed away in his sleep yesterday.

Although I will miss him dearly, my loss doesn’t compare with the loss my best friend is feeling right now. He was the biggest part of her life and she would have walked to the end of the earth and back for that dog.

I thought I would share this with you.

Golly I’ve got such a hankering for some yogurt all of a sudden.

redcloud:

sokeri:

biorhythmist:


rectum

Rectum? Damn near killed ‘im!

Liquor? I hardly even know her.

Yodellling toy pickle OR Worst Vibrator Ever?

Yodellling toy pickle OR Worst Vibrator Ever?

This tweet only got 1 star. But, it was from SeoulBrother, so it counts as like 5 normal people.

This tweet only got 1 star. But, it was from SeoulBrother, so it counts as like 5 normal people.

Beating the heat at Barnes and Noble

1. Go into Barnes and Noble

2. Plop male toddler up onto the Help Desk

2. Ask employee behind Help Desk counter if they have any books on Do It Yourself At Home Circumcisions

3. Enjoy sideways glances/blank stares/deep apologies that they, in fact, do not have any books on Do It Yourself Circumcisions

4. Get a frappuchino from Starbucks upstairs

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