July 2009
37 posts
Golly I've got such a hankering for some yogurt...
redcloud:
sokeri:
biorhythmist:
rectum
Rectum? Damn near killed ‘im!
Liquor? I hardly even know her.
Beating the heat at Barnes and Noble
1. Go into Barnes and Noble
2. Plop male toddler up onto the Help Desk
2. Ask employee behind Help Desk counter if they have any books on Do It Yourself At Home Circumcisions
3. Enjoy sideways glances/blank stares/deep apologies that they, in fact, do not have any books on Do It Yourself Circumcisions
4. Get a frappuchino from Starbucks upstairs
To sum up
We’re damned if we do and damned if we don’t. Sad face.
Sad.
thememegeneration:
diannelearned:
I think that breast feeding is a wonderful thing. The problem that I had with it is THE EXACT opposite of the problems that everyone else here seems to have. Mainly, I was made to feel guilty for not breast feeding. So many disappointing ‘tut tuts’ from other women when they found out that I did not breast feed. “Don’t you know it’s healthiest for your baby?”...
Sad.
thememegeneration:
nicky36:
hoppypoppy:
What really annoys me to no end is the fact that I feel the need to go in and edit my previous post to explain that my son is still just a toddler and he’s not like 5 or 6 or something and he only breastfed until he was 27 months old and then only 3 times a week before his naps and I wanted him to wean himself but he just wouldn’t and and and…
That...
Very important message:
jaydensmommie:
When I say that I love you guys, those are real feelings.
When I say some of my best friends are here, those are real feelings.
When I come here to say something bad is happening in my life, those are real feelings.
So when someone is affected by something that happens to them on the internet, those are real feelings too. Please don’t dismiss those people. It’s not ‘just the...
Let's play the vagina game.
redcloud:
ninjapixie83:
rinaedin:
crappleton:
birdsthatsing:
ssomuchlove:
ayyjosh:
feelyourheartstop:
jermination:
sammybear:
kyndralatisha:
sincerelynathan:
butthole:
kaitlynnicole:
nikkiissohood:
hilahree:
Rules: take any movie and replace the last word with vagina.
Mean vaginas.
Lord Of The Vaginas
Harry Vagina.
remember the vagina i
The Breakfast...
As I lie here looking
I have trouble sleeping most nights and tonight is no exception. It is 4 am and I’m staring at my beautiful family who is sleeping in bed next to me (The Boy had a bad dream so he’s in bed with us). In the glow of the laptop screen light, they look so peaceful that I want to take a picture of them. Question, will the flash of the camera wake them?
Answer: Yes, yes it will.
World’s strongest vagina breaks own record lifting... →
I kept wondering, who has to verify that she’s actually using her vagina muscles to lift the ball?
(Thanks to @pbones for posting this article)
In exactly 2 months I will be 24
inthefade:
myrm:
This just scared the crap out of me.
In exactly 37 days I will be 47 and I all I can think is, bring it on.
Life and numbers are what you make of them.
A couple of years ago I was hanging out with my friend on the eve of his 30th birthday. The dude was crying. Crying because he felt he wasn’t where he thought he would be at 30. I thought “oh shit,” is this...
The Merchant of Page Views
mikemonteiro:
On Wednesday morning I got a panicked IM from a friend of mine. “Did you hear about the Twitter hack?” No, I hadn’t. He then sent me a link to TechCrunch. “I’m not clicking that.” I said. “No, please.” Fine. He continued typing in the IM window as I read Michael Arrington’s post, and as I jumped between windows reading about Arrington’s “moral dilemma” my friend was telling me that...
