September 2009
6 posts
Trying to slack off
Will someone please point me to some websites that are so HI-larious that I couldn’t possibly do any real work. Seriously.
This is why were sutpid.
texburgher:
I send my sons to public school. I do this, in part, because I want to support public education. After six years at this, I’m almost out of illusions about what it means to “support” public education. Yesterday, Jack came home with good news. There had been a quiz - a ten-question, fill-in-the-blanks quiz about a book he’d read. Upon returning the corrected quizzes to the students, his...
Sometimes
Most of the time I’m happy-go-lucky. Sometimes I get truly annoyed. Today I am truly annoyed. My husband wants nothing to do with me right now.
Show Some Respect.
I spent 8 years showing respect to a man I felt was leading our country in the wrong direction. I respected him even when I knew he was blatantly lying. I did not outwardly heckle him even when he used speech incorrectly - fundamentals that a five year old could understand but yet appeared out of the grasp of our 43rd president.
And now it is your turn to respect a president that you do not...
We may have won, but we will never win
We may have won the election, but we will never ever win the fight - We as a group are not angry enough, not hateful enough, and not vile enough. We as a group try to think causes through rather than blindly throw ourselves behind the leadership. We as a group stop to pick up the wounded rather than use the healthy as a shield towards our own hedonistic and monetary desires. We as a group try to...
August 2009
9 posts
reblog with ANOTHER picture
Does anyone know how I can reblog someone’s picture and add my own picture? I tried this before and could only reblog the post with a link to the other picture. Is it possible just to add my own picture on top of someone else’s? Is it so simple that I look like an idiot for asking?
My tumblarity is 0
I go away for a week and my tumblarity is 0. This shit is starting to feel like work.
dear jack holt
inthefade:
Thank you for the early birthday present. That was super awesome and generous and nice of you and I shall use to buy one of the books you recommended.
Did you guys know Jack rules? Because he does.
I hate to brag, but yes, I did in fact know that Jack rules.
July 2009
37 posts
Golly I've got such a hankering for some yogurt...
redcloud:
sokeri:
biorhythmist:
rectum
Rectum? Damn near killed ‘im!
Liquor? I hardly even know her.
Beating the heat at Barnes and Noble
1. Go into Barnes and Noble
2. Plop male toddler up onto the Help Desk
2. Ask employee behind Help Desk counter if they have any books on Do It Yourself At Home Circumcisions
3. Enjoy sideways glances/blank stares/deep apologies that they, in fact, do not have any books on Do It Yourself Circumcisions
4. Get a frappuchino from Starbucks upstairs
To sum up
We’re damned if we do and damned if we don’t. Sad face.
Sad.
thememegeneration:
diannelearned:
I think that breast feeding is a wonderful thing. The problem that I had with it is THE EXACT opposite of the problems that everyone else here seems to have. Mainly, I was made to feel guilty for not breast feeding. So many disappointing ‘tut tuts’ from other women when they found out that I did not breast feed. “Don’t you know it’s healthiest for your baby?”...
Sad.
thememegeneration:
nicky36:
hoppypoppy:
What really annoys me to no end is the fact that I feel the need to go in and edit my previous post to explain that my son is still just a toddler and he’s not like 5 or 6 or something and he only breastfed until he was 27 months old and then only 3 times a week before his naps and I wanted him to wean himself but he just wouldn’t and and and…
That...
Very important message:
jaydensmommie:
When I say that I love you guys, those are real feelings.
When I say some of my best friends are here, those are real feelings.
When I come here to say something bad is happening in my life, those are real feelings.
So when someone is affected by something that happens to them on the internet, those are real feelings too. Please don’t dismiss those people. It’s not ‘just the...
Let's play the vagina game.
redcloud:
ninjapixie83:
rinaedin:
crappleton:
birdsthatsing:
ssomuchlove:
ayyjosh:
feelyourheartstop:
jermination:
sammybear:
kyndralatisha:
sincerelynathan:
butthole:
kaitlynnicole:
nikkiissohood:
hilahree:
Rules: take any movie and replace the last word with vagina.
Mean vaginas.
Lord Of The Vaginas
Harry Vagina.
remember the vagina i
The Breakfast...
As I lie here looking
I have trouble sleeping most nights and tonight is no exception. It is 4 am and I’m staring at my beautiful family who is sleeping in bed next to me (The Boy had a bad dream so he’s in bed with us). In the glow of the laptop screen light, they look so peaceful that I want to take a picture of them. Question, will the flash of the camera wake them?
Answer: Yes, yes it will.
World’s strongest vagina breaks own record lifting... →
I kept wondering, who has to verify that she’s actually using her vagina muscles to lift the ball?
(Thanks to @pbones for posting this article)
In exactly 2 months I will be 24
inthefade:
myrm:
This just scared the crap out of me.
In exactly 37 days I will be 47 and I all I can think is, bring it on.
Life and numbers are what you make of them.
A couple of years ago I was hanging out with my friend on the eve of his 30th birthday. The dude was crying. Crying because he felt he wasn’t where he thought he would be at 30. I thought “oh shit,” is this...